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"$347 at Starbucks last month?"
That's not a coffee habit, that's a coffee dependency with a side of financial irresponsibility. You could've bought a professional espresso machine AND still had money left for therapy.
"Five different streaming services?"
Let me guess, you still can't find anything to watch. Maybe invest in a hobby instead of collecting subscriptions like Pokémon cards.
"DoorDash 18 times in one week?"
Your kitchen is crying. Those delivery fees could've paid for cooking classes. Or at least a sandwich.
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