Spotify, Prime Video, Apple subscriptions multiplying like rabbits. You're paying for content you'll never watch while ordering Uber Eats instead of cooking.
The roast
🔥 €259 at Undiz, €95 on Jamspace, and €52 for Warner Bros — you're financing everyone's dreams except your savings account.
Top spending categories
🛍️Clothing & Shopping€324
🍽️Food & Restaurants€298
🚲Transport€109
Total spent
€2,844
Peak questionable purchase
Jamspace.co
€95
Savings score
2/100
Worst month
Feb 2026
Best month
Mar 2026
Your bestie (merchant)
Dk Restaurants
Key insight
You spent more on scooter rides (€44) than on groceries from actual supermarkets — your legs are apparently decorative too.
Financial Roast
Your money has personality.
Financial Roast
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Subscription Hoarder
Spotify, Prime Video, Apple subscriptions multiplying like rabbits. You're paying for content you'll never watch while ordering Uber Eats instead of cooking.
The roast
🔥 €259 at Undiz, €95 on Jamspace, and €52 for Warner Bros — you're financing everyone's dreams except your savings account.
Top spending categories
🛍️Clothing & Shopping€324
🍽️Food & Restaurants€298
🚲Transport€109
Total spent
€2,844
Peak questionable purchase
Jamspace.co
€95
Savings score
2/100
Worst month
Feb 2026
Best month
Mar 2026
Your bestie (merchant)
Dk Restaurants
Key insight
You spent more on scooter rides (€44) than on groceries from actual supermarkets — your legs are apparently decorative too.